Oh Fred, how are you so awesome?!

McCain's next best hope -- and I mean for his soul, not for his electoral prospects -- is to have someone like Bob Dole sit him down and explain what's at stake in the three weeks he has left. Bob Dole should explain to McCain that even though Bob Dole never got to be president, Bob Dole is OK with that, because people remember Bob Dole as an honorable man and not as a lying, dishonorable, race-baiting windsock willing to say or do anything in pursuit of his ambition for power.

I started reading Fred at Slacktivist for his hilarious ripping apart of the Left Behind books, but I've stayed for content like this.

And really, if you haven't checked out Left Behind Friday you really should.

Finally, I'd like to shout out a huge THANK YOU to the Philadelphia Phillies for taking out those fucking Dodgers!